linguidiot 

An individual who promotes idiostics.

The rise of Internet communications has led to a rise in poor grammar, spelling, and punctuation, along with a rise in ad-hoc fad-based portmanteaus, such as Brangolina. Linguidiot is a portmanteau mocking both the overuse of portmanteaus and people with exceptionally poor grasp of writing constructs. It combines linguistics (the science of language) and idiot (severe retardation).

Some linguistic offenders prefer to respond by further highlighting their ignorance, using responses such as Grammar Nazi.

Originally coined April 3, 2013 by Gregory S. of Florida.

Bob: Ur l8me to.

Fred: Way to go, linguidiot! You make yourself look like you have no ability to learn and apply details.

Bob: grammar nazi

Fred: (roll eyes) You're using the wrong words (too, not to) and can't spell! That's not even grammar!

linguidiot by ChuckerGreg April 3, 2013

Linguinist Church 

A religious counterpart to the newly formed pastafareinites(pastafareinism is not to be confused with Pastafarianism, even though they both worship the flying spaghetti monster) While pastafareinites are known for their moral indifference, linguinists are pure evil. Linguinists enjoy punching babies, kicking puppies, and playing wii fit. Linguinist are completly antisocial and only come out at night to steal linguine from Jewel Osco. They later use this for sacrificial rituals to the Great Linguine God. Linguinists also bathe in alfredo sauce.

Jack: Oh my god, who the hell is that freak????
Jill: Oh no. . . he's with the Linguinist Church!!! Quick hide the alfredo!

Linguinist Church by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009

lintidiot 

someone who is an idiot who has lint in their really deep belly button or on their face. or both.

Wayne is such a lintidiot.

lintidiot by ZACHWAYNE November 3, 2013