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lubber

someone who is a lover but cheater
she is such a lubber
by lamer than ever March 2, 2017
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lubber

Someone or thing who loves the earth.
The bucket truly was a lubber.
by ='srtrx September 1, 2019
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Lubber Dubber

Lubber Dubber - The etymology of the word derives from the Ancient Scythian demon goddess of stupidity called "Jeanne". In antiquity, "Jeanne" would seduce Scythian tribesmen into the Northern woods, and unleash her powers of "ugly inbred fatass" on them while chanting "Lubber Dubber" which would immediately stupidify their minds. Once the demon goddess Jeanne chanted "Lubber Dubber" on her unsuspecting victims, their ability to think, reason, do science, use logic, was vanquished, and a state of what would be commonly known today as mental retardation. Thus "Lubber Dubber" is a commonly used term that is often interpreted as "I don't use my brain", or "I am a mindless stupid monkey", although those who use the "Lubber Dubber" motif, ought not insult monkeys , as the chimps levels of intelligence, are clearly much higher.
Who is considered the father of the modern scientific method?

"I don't know nuthin about that stuff, LUBBER DUBBER".

Ok, it is considered to be Sir Francis Bacon, but observable scientific practice goes back to Aristotle, and Science in the West, is thought to have generally been derived alongside many conjecture based natural philosophies, from such figures as Thales of Miletus, or Heraclitus of Ephesus, etc. . .

Who is your favorite character in Human History?

"Edward". You mean King Edward??? No, silly Goat Poop Eating Edward, LUBBER DUBBER!!!"
by The Philosopher July 9, 2014
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lubber chuckin'

Verb. A Florida man activity where one chucks a lubber grasshopper at or over any obstacle.
Jeremy is so good at lubber chuckin', it landed in the neighbors yard.
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land lubber

(n.) One who lives on the land and is bad at sailing or has never been on a boat.
If you don't live near water, you are probably a land lubber.
by Technochocolate March 3, 2005
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Cock Lubber

1) Taken from the phrase "Land Lubber," often used by sailors and pirates in Disney movies to describe genuine f4990ts.
2) One who loves the cock.
3) One who loves the cock with an undying passion, so much that he would die rather than see the fall of the omnipotent cock.
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA... I LUB COCK!
by Ralkom August 28, 2002
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Penis Lubber

Arr! Matt you freaking Penis Lubber go eat shit!
by Yokomoko October 16, 2007
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