Leanis

A penis of biblical proportions, biologically curious in that both males and females may possess a Leanis. The origins of Leanises or, 'Leanai', are genetic - one cannot be grown, it must be born. In ages nine and younger, a Leanis will present as a smaller, but still formidable 'Stundnis'. In time, and with proper nutrition, this Stundnis will eventually mature into a fully fledged Leanis.

Dave: Man you'll never guess what..
Mike: What?
Dave: Just found out my girl has a Leanis.
Mike: You lucky motherfucker. Hold onto that one.

by notamethhead May 24, 2013

Lanism

While you are diving there are roads where you have more than enough space to swerve without crossing the opposing lane. Having roads like this creates the feeling of relief that your car will not be too close to even hitting the one next to you. Lanism is the opposite. Lanism is the unexplained feeling when you are driving and then all of a sudden your lane gets really narrow, and you are panicking. This is the sense when you are scared enough of driving this narrow lane and you put both hands on the wheel, look around your surroundings, constantly look at your speed limit to see that you aren't going to fast, and constantly check either side to make sure you don't hit something nearby. When driving, there is this fear growing inside of you, you start to get nervous, and you just forget to breathe for a second. When it all ends, and your lane is the same size, a violent shudder starts coming in filling you up with chicken skin, but at the end, you are relieved that it finally ended.

The driver suffered from the lanism, eyes pelled open in fear, when driving in the narrow lane.

by xvulcxnx January 28, 2018

Lanisha

Lanisha is a kind girl,and a nice but don’t broke broke her Hearst will be so mad and never forget you but she can change feel fast and love fast.

Lanisha is that you

Yes it lanisha and I’m kind girl so don’t broke my heart.

by Rose keisha October 10, 2020

lunisen

The daughter of our savior jockiboi. Jockiboi is the prophet of jockismen and in order to become that he had to sacrifice his firstborn child in a staircase, Lunabelle / Lunisen.

Therefore on the first Sunday after a child 2nd birthday you throw them down a staircase.

Did you know that lunisen died?
Yeah i did.

by Fitthuvve February 22, 2021

Luvnish

Smart and cocky guy who's passionate about his interests. He's a guy with a good sense of humor and personality and is envied by everyone in the room. Not to mention, extremely competitive.

That guy is a total Luvnish and that's why we love him!

by Smart_sally November 23, 2021

Lunis

Passion and fire within your heart for a person..

Jackie: I don't kno I feel this strong lunis for John I can't explain it..

by Luisaweesa December 17, 2008

luanie

A form of male masterbation in which he uses a feather pillow with a hole in it lined in rump steak marinated with oyster or fish sauce to resemble a woman's canal.

Blaccie: Hey Albey, are you gonna come out with us tonight? See if we can hit the jackpot on the booty!
Albey: Na sorry, I think I'll stay home and do a luanie. Not feeling lucky.
Roby: Albey, that sounds like a great idea! Blaccie, you and I should stay here and we'll have a luanie together

by becluanjen October 8, 2008