lovejoy

how dare you not know what lovejoy is i hate you

lovejoy is the best

by i hate zero two May 10, 2021

Lovejoyed

Adjective: A state of utter, complete, and often hilarious inebriation characterized by general desertion of motor facilities, attempted molestation, collapsing onto the floor and being brought home in a Sainsbury's trolley.

"Have you seen Chris around?"
"No, I don't know where he went last night. He was totally lovejoyed!"

by ChindiaZindabad October 14, 2011

Lovejoy High School

A school in Texas full of Mormons, snobby rich white kids, an incredible lack of diversity and racists. Lovejoy High School is the school where the drug dealers are best friends with the principle and everyone's parents are cousins.

Billy. Did I hear that some black and Hispanic kids go to Lovejoy High School?
Bob. Nah, only rich white kids go there

Bob. Now, let's go shoot up some animals

by BronieSlayler69 January 3, 2017

Mrs.Lovejoy

A bitch who yells all day, and will literally be the cause of your nightmares. She complains when you don’t ask for help, and when you ask for help she complains about just learning last week.

Alexis- what class do you go to next?
Martha- Mrs.Lovejoy
Alexis- I send my prayers to you

by a freshman thot June 13, 2019

golden lovejoy

Alcoholic beverage invented in the north east of England on the 12th of November 2011.

Drink contains, Jack Daniels, Amaretto, Peach Schnapps and coke.

Phil: Now mate, fancy another golden lovejoy?

Alex: You referring to that drink of legendary status containing Jack Daniels, Amaretto, Peach Schnapps and coke?

Phil: Yer mate.

by randomphil November 20, 2011

Having a Lovejoy

To cock-up something.
Derived from popular Soccer AM presenter Tim Lovejoy, after he missed 4 out of 7 penalties.

Guy: How did your driving test go?
Guy 2: Oh I had a Lovejoy and crashed the car.
Guy: Tough break

by McCoy January 1, 2005

Lovejoy High School

School inhabited by an abundance of niggas 30 minutes south of Atlanta. Was a decent school until they kicked all the nigs out of the housing projects in Atlanta.

Damn Lovejoy High School was on the news again, some nigga got shot.

by CtownsFINEST April 21, 2009