love muffin

vaginal pubic haircut. refers to shaved labia, but top part, above the vagina is left unshaven. hence, looks like a muffin.

nice love muffin. did you have it done at the salon or are you the artist?
by ericocka September 01, 2006
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love muffin

A pretty girl named lindsey who is a hottie that is smart,funny and cool.
A hottie named lindsey is a love muffin
by Anonymous July 23, 2003
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love muffin

A drunken piece of ass that you don't associate with unless intoxicated.
Yo Mike is my love muffin, I know we fucked but I don't remember a thing.
by Gretch March 15, 2008
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love muffin

the squishy part of your vagina, is used for reproduction.
my love muffin is attracted to your dong (dick)
by rectum66669 April 13, 2015
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love muffin

(Noun) An enormous turd, shit nugget or any other type of fecal matter left behind in a toilet for the next person entering the bathroom to find. (note: usually does not have a smell)
Oh Man!! Big Jim left me a love muffin in the toilet this morning.
by Miley Cyprus April 07, 2009
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St. Louis Love Muffin

When you poop in your lovers bellybutton and smear it all over her belly with your disco stick
Josh gave me a St. Louis Love Muffin last night.
by SusanJensMom January 13, 2021
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love handle muffin

This is another phrase that you may say to someone who has fat love handles around their waist that looks like a muffin top.

This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.
Him: "I love you so much babe! I'm going to hold onto for dear life & grab the shit out of your love handle muffins as I'm riding you like the fat rodeo pig you are!"

Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"

"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol
by AGorrila June 22, 2021
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