A 12 metre tall crab with a human head that flies around at night but only when it's stormy, you'll probably hear chimes when it's flying around. It's mother is a crab and it's father is a man. It's mother abandoned it at 2 years old because she was embarrassed.
Pete: I was in bed last night, and I felt a giant crab claw stroking my blanket.
Steve: It must have been the Lotus Man!
Steve: It must have been the Lotus Man!
by smallcroco May 22, 2020
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The sex postion was originaly invented in Connecticut and was called just the lotus until around 1980 when a girl died while in the postion from dysentary hence the "lethal" part of the name.
It is said not to be deadly, but some people say otherwise. Doctors tell people to advoid parttaking in the postion because if a penis is to big then it could rupture some inner organs. No one has repotadly died from it since the 1980 encounter.
The sex postion was originaly invented in Connecticut and was called just the lotus until around 1980 when a girl died while in the postion from dysentary hence the "lethal" part of the name.
It is said not to be deadly, but some people say otherwise. Doctors tell people to advoid parttaking in the postion because if a penis is to big then it could rupture some inner organs. No one has repotadly died from it since the 1980 encounter.
Cindy- "Hey, want to do the 'lethal lotus'"?
Tim- "I dont know my doctor said it was kind of risky after that 1980 encounter"
Cindy- "It feels so good though"
Tim- "O.K lets do it!"
Tim- "I dont know my doctor said it was kind of risky after that 1980 encounter"
Cindy- "It feels so good though"
Tim- "O.K lets do it!"
by AnalTitan January 20, 2009
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The moment when you are manoeuvring a precise, beautifully balanced low weight car around a twisty canyon road in a manner that results in ecstatic pleasure.
"Now we are really lotusing..the dance, the back and forth, where you can shift the weight around super, super precisely and balance the left vs. the right and the front vs. the rear with your feet." (Matt Farah). "
by bivvy August 7, 2019
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"Yo, how was the sex last night?"
"She was being annoying, so I used the primary lotus on her."
"Damn, Guy sensei would be proud."
"She was being annoying, so I used the primary lotus on her."
"Damn, Guy sensei would be proud."
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