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loseroni

A combination between a loser and macaroni. Term invented by a loseroni himself, Steven Plaisance. One who is completely hopeless. Any male who finds himself alone on the weekends. One who finds enjoyment in lounging on the couch all day, eating ice cream and watching The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Loseroni's rarely have dates, friends, or an animal companion. A loseroni never fails to make situations completely awkward and rarely smiles for pictures.
Steven Plaisance, although dashing and chipper, will always be a loseroni.
by ralven March 8, 2011
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Lolemons

"hey look how many lemons Gayton is eating."
(all laugh) *Lolemons*
by XFallenXVampire May 1, 2011
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loseman

the coolest last name ever!!! A German and Italian person who can be lowed but very nice.
Bob loseman is a cool person!
by i will never tell you June 10, 2011
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losermobile

A van/car with a multitude of physical and/or mechanical problems.

The exterior contains primer spots, a faded paint job, multiple paint colors on the body, dents, the engine sounds bad, there are missing/rusted body parts, a smoking exhaust system, and chips/cracks in the windshield. On a hot day, one can easily spot a losermobile as the windows will be rolled down due to the broken A/C.

Occasionally you will see a losermobile with a missing window. In its place is usually cardboard and/or duct tape. The bumpers are held on with tape and red tape is used in place of the rear lights. This is also known as the Patch Adams Car.

A losermobile is typically drive by someone who is considered a loser; one who has climbed down the social ladder.
1. That Geo Metro is a total losermobile. It has a white body and black doors, its rear lights are red duct tape, its passenger window is made out cardboard, and both the side view mirrors are missing.
2. I bet the rims on that losermobile cost more than the actual car!
by tcufrog08 April 10, 2008
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losegowcack

1. a title given to someone who loses ten consecutive games in speed
2. someone who receives checks for $20 or less
3. a person who receives a RAISE to minimum wage
4. anyone who does a magic trick that is so lame that someone can guess how it was done even if that person didn't see him doing it
5. someone whose name consists of the words "Paul" and "Ogawa" in any combination
6. a hyper-sensitive japanese boy who stops wearing his blue flannel just because someone said he wore it too often then goes to old navy and buys t-shirts on sale because he really didn't have anything other than the blue flannel
7. someone who asks for a ride to the library to take the bus
"ZOMG! i think that's like the tenth consecutive time you've beat me in speed!"
"gtfo you losegowcack"

"wow. you're name is Paul Ogawa? more like Paul LOSEGOWCACK"

"look at my check for twenty dollars!one!!1!1"
"look at my benjamin. losegowcack"

"hey! i got a raise!"
"really? how much do u make now?"
"minimum wage"
"wow. you're a losegowcack"

"hey can someone give me a ride to the library?"
"oh are u getting books for ur project?"
"no, i need to take the bus"
"...losegowcack"
by C Min January 20, 2008
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lovemonkey

she is a hell of a lovemonkey!
by lovemonkeys man October 6, 2010
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lostmodernism

The era western culture is currently in. The relativism and subjectivism that characterize postmodernism has sent society into an era of confusion, apathy and anxiety. People are lost and truth seems non-existens. Thus lostmodernism.
Jake: People just seem so lost nowadays...
Kyle: Yep, we live in lostmodern times.
Jake: That's a very good way to describe it: lostmodernism.
by dul_Hoter May 24, 2023
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