lorax tree

When your dick has fuzz on the tip of the dick instead of the normal pubic spot.

"My girlfriend was turned off after she saw my lorax tree"

"Doctor: I'm afraid you have a bad case of the lorax tree"

by Moist Asswipe March 30, 2017

Loraxium

Loraxium is an unofficial group dedicated to the Lorax. We believe that the Lorax is a magnificent creature beyond our complete comprehension, and that trees are important. Please, join Loraxium. Do not join the Evil Butlers, they are our enemies. They all speak French and like to cut down trees.

Person 1: Hey, I just joined Loraxium!
Person 2: That's awesome, Loraxium is way better than those ugly Butlers.

by Skyler_Griffiths October 26, 2022

Squatting Lorax

When a woman squats over a man's large nose and squats up and down, allowing penetration of his nose into her anal orafuss. This is a timely process, mainly because it must take place in a maternity ward while feeding the fish.

Hey Cameliennnnnnlalalalala, wanna do a squatting lorax over at the maternity ward in Hooker Hole, Louisiana?

by mrussle April 19, 2012

Lorax

He speaks for the trees.

i aM tHe lOraX anD i SpeaK fOr thE tR33s.

by Graypish. December 10, 2018

The Lorax

The only good Zac Efron movie.
Also a popular meme for some reason.

man 1:"ey man! have u seen the lorax?"

man 2:"jesus thats the only good zac efron movie"

by O'Hare Air January 2, 2017

lorax lookin ass

Dirty, crusty, usually a sexual insult term, grungy, nude sender/cock sucker, etc.

That bitch Tina is such a lorax lookin ass bitch!

by winnnnnnnnner99 December 6, 2016

Lorba

Slur against Me Perdonian people, only Me Perdonians are able to reclaim this slur.

“God, you can be such a lorba sometimes.”
“What the heck dude, you can’t say that.”

by ScoopOrCola July 1, 2023