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the loitering giraffe

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.
i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....
by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010
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Lobstering

When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.
Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.
by Jamsiey December 31, 2019
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nigger looting

When playing PUBG, on duo or squad settings, your teammate decides to loot the same building that you just so happen to be looting.
Hey dickhead I'm already looting this house. Go fuck off somewhere else you fucking nigger looting assclown.
by codpiece paul October 3, 2017
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loleringss

The most stupid person ever. Is gay, and has a fucking stupid blue hat.
You look like a Loleringss
by Idiotlolerings September 4, 2019
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Corpse looting

A common video game practice, but particularly in RPGs, where the body of a dead enemy is searched for fabulous prizes.
I'm going to have to make a second trip to finish corpse looting, one of those raiders had a fucking fatman crammed in his pocket, can't carry all this shit.
by the oob June 28, 2009
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youtube littering

seeing lots of rubbish spoofs or self attempted versions of things worth watching.
man: "damn why can't i watch the original version of 2 become 1 by the spice girls? i can't see it for all the youtube littering of karioke versions"
by Rachael Seahorse December 9, 2008
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listering

Avoiding study to watch videos about harvesting crops is often refereed to in Tasmanian colloquial terms as Listering
Far out this old roo shooter is doing a lot of Listering
by Mandman November 5, 2017
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