Cube Looting

Verb - The act of going into the cube of a co-worker who has permanently left and taking any items you want before it is cleaned out.

"I heard Jane was let go; I'm cube looting her stuff."

by It is not stealing! January 17, 2008

lorting

lorting, lort, lorty
To lie down for a while and drift in and out of sleep. To relax in comfortable furniture. A highly anticipated rest or nap.
A lazy or unmotivated person. Useless lounger.
Feeling compelled to lie down in a comfortable place, or a very comfortable piece of furniture.
A reverent word for lounging.

I can't wait to get home and lort for a while.
Sam is such a lort, I tried to call him bt he won't get off the couch to play ball.
I wanted to come meet you guys but I was lorting super hard.
Check out that super lorty looking couch, I could lay there for a while. Ahh lorting.

by Kevymac311 September 18, 2007

laundry looting

When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.

This morning's laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.

by SLeepdepD October 1, 2010

Couch Looting

(v) The act of searching underneath the cushions of one's couch to find spare change.

Dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.

by spencetopia June 22, 2011

FUPA Looting

FUPA looting is the practice of exploring your local grave yard in hopes to find a fresh woman’s grave. Once found, the corpse is then dug up and jumped on multiple times. Any substance, solid or liquid is then ingested by the person that was jumping. The utensil of choice is usually a cooking spoon but any eating utensil may be used. After the feasting is done, the body is then placed back in the grave and marked by sticking the spoon vertically in the ground next to the grave to communicate to other FUPA looters that the spot has already been used.

Hey Ethan, I just got off of a long day at work and I'm hungry. Would you like to go FUPA looting with me, I've had a craving ever since I went to my Grandma's Funeral.

by Mocha Alexander January 9, 2009

Permanent state of looting

When cops and security guards do nothing to stop thieves, which encourages more looting and theft. This phrase was invented by Tim Pool.

San Francisco is in a permanent state of looting

by Eushshtb June 16, 2021

Loopting

The act of updating your Loopt.com account. Using your mobile device to let your friends know where you are and what you are doing. Friends are allowed to comment on your activities. You can add photos if your mobile device allows.

Sara, "Have fun on your vacation, Bill!"
Bill, "Oh, I will! I'll be Loopting all week, so you will know what you are missing!"

by Mattky October 22, 2008