Longi

Longi is a small, funny guy in class who is trying his best to come along woth everyone. He is always trying to help and is really popular between girls. The girls like his personality and his calmness. He is the guy your parents want you to date if you are a girl. He is really handsome and is doing a lot of jokes about unnecessary things like Gay people or Hitler etc. He is really skinny but is trying his best in sports where you need some physics like soccer football. Gaming is one of his passions but is really ashamed to tell the other guys. But atleast the girls like him but the probplem is. He is very shy before girls

Girl1: I told my parents about Longi and they said "date him. He sounds really nice" And i was really suprised because i though they wouldn´t like him.
Girl2: LOOOOOL. My parents said the same. But i will be the one who is asking him first out.
Girl1: NOOOOOOOOO. FUck you! I crushed on him first GURRRL
Girl2: Oh goood. I didn´t wanted it this way. *punch*
Girls1: Ouwwww. okokok you can have him *crying and running away*

by ´theguyfromtheneighborhood February 1, 2017

Longi, Longus

Longi- Many people in a Longi group.
Longish A person part of the Longi group.

I saw Longis in the mall.
I saw a Longus in the mall.
Longi- Group/Plural form of Longus
Longus- Part of a Longi group/ Singular
Longi, Longus

by LONGICULT April 9, 2021

Longy BaDongy

Referring to anything large in size or taking up a long period of time.

That chocolate eclair that Chelle is eating is a real Longy BaDongy.

Last night at work was a real Longy BaDongy, ten hours is way too long.

by abigails maria March 24, 2008

shlongy longy

the form of a really long thick penis.

sara: "damn Santa Claus got a shlongy longy!"
santa claus: "thanks sara you're a real ho ho ho!"

by imprettyhotngl October 6, 2021

Longi cult day

March 27 is Longi cult day because it was founded on that day. If they don't know then give them a punishment.

Friend:Do you know what day it is?
Other guy:No
Friend:Its Longi cult day
*Friend punches him and cuts his willy off*

by LONGICULT October 19, 2021

The Longy Paradox

In a trade situation, when coming into a problem on a work site the requires a photo of an area, the moment that the problem is acknowledged the photo destroys itself and any evidence that it ever existed ceases to exist.

“Can you find a photo of the piezo? I can’t find it.”
“Nah there’s not photo”
“Fucking Longy”
“It’s the Longy Paradox mate”

by Living Benefit Card February 24, 2024

longie lick

a decapitated monk hat with very long lashes and very long legs.

longie lick is so hot

by monk moky June 29, 2021