lungtin

A micro female French Bulldog that identifies as a full grown extinct male, vegan, asiatic lion.

No Jesus, Thats not a frenchie pup. It's a Lungtin.

by carlos spicyweiner11 May 25, 2021

longting

1) When an action required to carry out a task will take too long and the person who were to carry out the task cannot be bothered

2) To do something quick and effective

The word is derived from London, where it is a common phrase.

1) Nah fuck that... going to the shop is a longting

2) Let's get these motherfuckers... No longtings

by poontang May 13, 2005

longinus

lon-jahy-nuhs; noun: A sexually transmitted disease communicated through fallic penetration of an open stab wound. Orignially referred specifically to the disease transmitted by sexual contact with Jesus' stab wound, the definition has since broadened to encompass contagion acquired by stab fucking anyone.

I love Jesus so much I contracted longinus.

by Concerned Pastor September 6, 2006

longfinger

a person who has an abnormally long finger.

Woah did you see her longfinger I bet she could finger bang so good.

by zitaoox January 24, 2015

longineu parsons

1) Otherwise known as 'LP', Longineu is hella hot with his dreads and drumming skills.

2) 'LP' used as slang is meant towards how well you drum

1) My gosh did you see LP go over there? I need to get his autograph!

2) Did you see that, dude??? I just pulled an LP!!

by ryan key's ass March 11, 2005

longinex

Makes you long. Big dick exclusive.

I happened to come across Brian's Longinex in his closet and wrote "big dick exclusive" on it, he didn't even get mad.

by bigdickbrian September 23, 2011

longtime

Longtime, a word used for many purpasus. Originaly stolen from the movie . Original line was "Me so horney i love you long time." Longtime has undergorn a radical change. it now can be used in place of many words.

"Cya luke". "Longtime"
"What's going on longtime"
"how long are you going to be doing that job?" "Longtime"

by baker_gt August 24, 2006