Girlfriend says no to ATM so after anal you go to the shower and pretend to wash up. The day after you ask for a blowjob.
"Hey babe I'm all cleaned up from last nite let me get some head." after finishing " haha thanks for the longshot ATM.
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Contest similar to "silly swords" or "pissing contest" where two (or more) males stand behind a straight line and urinate as hard as they can. The winner of "longshot" is the one who is able to piss the farthest.
"Mike and Frank were in the back yard playing longshot. Mike won, but I think he shit his pants straining."
by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004
Get the longshot mug.A relationship between two people for years. There is no true friendship formed. There is only memories and evidence that can used against you if you choose to disassociate yourself from that person, hence the reason you've hung around for such a long time.
by DefCraft May 29, 2016
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when see a shawty from afar. so you him em with the /longshot rizzler tax/
(the ideal move youd pull in an attempt to get the 2nd take from the crush/senpai from a distance to prepare for a slow burn) and then/or roll will occur for climax or massive ripple effects.
when see a shawty from afar. so you him em with the /longshot rizzler tax/
(the ideal move youd pull in an attempt to get the 2nd take from the crush/senpai from a distance to prepare for a slow burn) and then/or roll will occur for climax or massive ripple effects.
Person 1: isnt that *your crush/senpai* on the way out?
The taxxed/ protag: I can see your battles *person 1*. Ive already hit them with /longshot rizzler tax/ She noticed me earlier. So i think it was a go.
The taxxed/ protag: I can see your battles *person 1*. Ive already hit them with /longshot rizzler tax/ She noticed me earlier. So i think it was a go.
by Sinister Canister June 11, 2025
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Get the The Longshot mug.An act of which a male attempts to urinate into a toilet or urinal by standing from afar and shouting "KAINA TSUTSUMI!".
This is because in My Hero Academia, Lady Nagant/Kaina Tsutsumi is the Japan's most prominent sharpshooter.
This is because in My Hero Academia, Lady Nagant/Kaina Tsutsumi is the Japan's most prominent sharpshooter.
"What in the world was Justin shouting in the bathroom earlier...?"
"I heard him yell 'Kaina Tsutsumi' really loud in there"
"Ah... you mean the classic Lady Nagant's Longshot"
"I heard him yell 'Kaina Tsutsumi' really loud in there"
"Ah... you mean the classic Lady Nagant's Longshot"
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