eva longoria

Most famous for playing the roles of "Gabrielle Solis" on the hit TV series Desperate Housewives.......and she first hit it big when playing the role of "Isabella Brana Williams" on the number one rated soap opera in the US The Young and the Restless from the years 2001-2003

She was married to General Hospital star Tyler Christopher....

She is also known as..
Eva Longoria Christopher

The best actress in daytime & primetime is Eva Longoria.

by Stanton St. Stafford March 26, 2005

eva longoria

Famous actress, big time Spurs fan and Tony Parker's future wife.

Hey, if I was Tony I'd be hitting that ass raw night after night.

by ChingyFanatic August 09, 2005

eva longoria

An overrated 4ft. tall, rat-faced actress who is known for her role as Gabrielle Solis on the show, "Desperate Housewives". She has a deep voice and an extremely loud/annoying laugh. With a little makeup on her face, she looks like a rat begging for cheese, with a lot of makeup on her face, she looks like a clown, and with NO makeup on her face, she looks like the "Coco Puffs" monkey. She is a primadona and very full of herself (for whatever reason). She also has a huge obsession with dildos/vibrators.

Ex.#1
Person 1: Did you see Eva LonWHOREia's interview on ABC?
Person 2: Yeah! She said "vibrator" one too many times and got yelled at for it!

Ex.#2
Person 1: I don't understand the fuss about Eva Longoria. She is way too scronny-looking.
Person 2: I agree! There are so many better-looking and nicer people out there!

by xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo February 19, 2007

eva longoria

A term used by most males as their "wife"

Eva Longoria is my wife.

by dirk_diggler4564 November 10, 2007

Longoria

The act of applying crunchy peanut butter, grape jelly, and mayonnaise to a flower tortilla then wrapping said tortilla arround ones sexual organ, proceeding to fap and ejaculate into the entire used-to-be foodstuff.

He went to his room and pulled a longoria.

by Deeznuts49 September 11, 2019