lolitude

the measurement of laughter from a joke

that was a lolitude of like 11

by deathofdoom January 27, 2009

plongitude

A platitude made for the express purpose of moving the conversation away from an uncomfortable topic.

"Tanya was bitching to me about her romantic problems, so I threw out a plongitude to get her to stop."

by dontfallinlovewithyourfriends November 16, 2015

lookitude

When a new look is so awesome, it has a profound affect on your attitude and outlook.

He’s got a major lookitude after getting that haircut!

by Rusty Hammer April 26, 2019

Longituding

The act of rapidly moving the penis up and down between a woman's butt cheeks.

I was feeling crazy last night but she wasn't feeling anal so we ripped some fireball and stated longituding.

by Pussypoppin July 4, 2014

Lotitude

1)A slight feeling of gratitude to win back money wasted on a non-jackpot lottery ticket. 2)Winning back some, but not all, money wasted on lottery games resulting in a feeling of gratitude that you did not get completely fucked by the lottery.

I had to come to work today because I didn't win the fucking lottery! But I did manage to get some lotitude.

by Chokaho2 February 25, 2009

longitudinal wave

something you dont need to know

longitudinal waves arent important

by [e-mail] October 16, 2017

lovitude

the love between 2 friends

man 1: Ahh do u want to celebrate our lovitude by goin to watch a movie?
man 2: Sure thing

by Maximouse bradley October 15, 2008