long dick of the law

1: the police
2: the legal system in general

"Ok everyone, prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!" - Officer Michaels

by walker cyrus May 2, 2008

long dick rick

A man with a massive cock

Person 1: Man he had a big dick!
Person 2: You got a long dick rick.

by KangaDrew September 15, 2017

Long-Dick-Style

going in deep with a big dick

He went down on her long-dick-style to give her the pleasure she wanted

by GeraldIsHappy April 14, 2020

long dick dylan

The creepy guy you know who wears obnoxiously tight pants. This is to hide the fact he secretly has a vagina, because his penis is that small. He’s also weirdly touchy feely and is known to make pedofelic insuations.

Girl: Omg I want to bang him
Long Dick Dylan: I want to bang you
Girl: You’re 25
Long Dick Dylan: And you’re 11 so what?

by sexy.beasts.and.salad July 26, 2019

long dick johnson

A man named Johnson who has a dick so long that it appears in his name.

There goes Long dick Johnson with his long dick again.

by Dicky boi April 24, 2017

long dick life

When you’re enjoying life with a long dick.

Oh my god. My long dick life is great. #ldl

by Yooooooitsme January 27, 2018

long dick of the law

Gun. Used by Officer Slate in the Movie Superbad.

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.

by fueled_by_ramen November 1, 2007