LOMBARD

Lombard,n. derog. acronym Loads Of Money But A Real Dick

"How was your date last night?"
"Awful, he was a real Lombard"

by kiwimich January 30, 2006

lombardi

(1) a blond-haired blue-eyed light-skinned person who claims to be Italian. Most are from Lombardi, and are more German than Italian.

Nick is quite obviously a lombardi.

by common sense7 October 12, 2005

Lombardi's Law

Lombardi's Law states, that you are wrong and Ryan is right. There is no exception to this law as it is an absolute constant.

Person A - "Ryan you baited me man!"
Ryan - "By Lombardi's Law, I disagree, you baited me!"
Person A - "Aw man, I forgot, I guess your right man."

by A Narcissist January 28, 2022

Lombardi Gras

Refers to the multi-purpose partying in New Orleans celebrating the Saints receiving the Lomardi trophy for winning Superbowl XLIV overlapping with Mardi Gras 2010 festivities.

I just booked us tickets to New Orleans to celebrate Lombardi Gras - this will be a once in a lifetime party!

by sfdave February 9, 2010

Lombard

Lombard is home to the infamous glenbard east high school and montini catholic high school. Both of these schools include slutty girls getting way too drunk every weekend and then posting about it on social media. Lombard is the only town that puts pride in flower. They have an entire park deticated to their lilacs as well as several ceremonies a year for this flower. The only good part about lombard is it's close proximity to Chicago which makes it easy to aquire a large variety if drugs. Don't be fooled by this because it is not as great as it may seem. The people of Lombard tend to have low IQs and manage to get pulled over and/or arrested for possession almost as often as they lie about the amount of hours they spend mastrubating each day.

If you say "free weed" in the mirror three times, a hoe from Lombard will appear on your dick.

by 60148 November 22, 2013

Lombardi Gras

This is the Unofficial name change to Mardi Gras by the locals of New Orleans. This happened when the Saints Won the Superbowl for the first time in 43 years.

Ya herd da news!? We are going to have a Lombardi Gras!!!!

by NOLA Patsmear February 8, 2010

lombardie

the act of pulling out ur penis and giving someone a slap to the face

dude, i gave rusty the hardest lombardie ever

by deron000 February 17, 2005