Lobotomite

A word commonly used by Pyrocynical that describes someone who is completely retarded.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Logan Paul?

Person 2: Yeah, what a lobotomite

by 2001HondaCivic September 29, 2019

before the lobotomy

a song by Green Day. its on their album, "21st Century Breakdown".

person 1: have you heard the song "Before the Lobotomy" by Green Day?

person 2: yeah! its a really good song!

by Mr.Minority August 25, 2010

Liquor Lobotomy

The act of drinking heavily to induce a blackout intended to wipe out a bad memory.

Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.

Oh man, I can't believe I just banged that chick. Gimme a bottle of Wisers, I need a liquor lobotomy.

Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!

Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.

by Somtaw January 26, 2010

Lobotomized Starfish

A complete idiot of a person, incapable of performing basic operations.

He was driving like a lobotomized starfish out there!!!

by NASCARJUNKMAN March 1, 2022

lolbit

a nice person who may be a bitch in sister location but eh OOH YIKES THAT ONE WAS WORSE THAN LISTENING TO PEOPLE DEBATE MY GENDER HAHAHA this was made by funtime foxy

oh its a lolbit lets see how much poke balls can i throw at it

by a fox with a small dick August 26, 2020

lolboat

its the illigitiment brother of the roflcopter, and 2nd cousin to lmaoplane

"my lolboat goes Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

by widow123 February 19, 2009

LOLbated

When you laugh out loud at your own joke.

OMFG I totally just LOLbated.

by mtPoopsAlot April 26, 2017