LolK 

A term used over text when you know someone is
• Lying and don't want to call them out directly.
• Being unbelievable.
• Being unreasonable.

THAT guy: DUDE! i just slept with a girl!
You: LolK...

LolK by XFiveseven July 31, 2015

Lolk 

An acronym meaning 'Lover of Li Kui' - referring to the wild and rowdy but ultimately good-hearted hero of the ancient Chinese novel 'Outlaws of the Marsh'. A 'Lolk' is any person who appears brutal on the outside, yet possesses a strong sense of loyalty to friends and morality within.

"Hey Kristin, have you met that guy Rob with the beard and long hair? He looks wild - I bet he's an out-of-control psycho!"
"Sure, he looks as nutty as a fruitcake... but when you get to know him, he's a Lolk."

Lolk by Mr. Lu'an November 23, 2021

lolkay 

Use when one says "okay" to a statement while completely doubting the statement. Usually follows with a scoff.

PersonWho'sHadTooManyRelationships: I'm going to go though this year with no relationships!
Another Person: lolkay.

lolkay by JuJSh November 17, 2007

lol k 

When you lol k someone, you do not care about what they are saying.

Example:
#1: Guys I just got Bred 1s
#2: lol k

#1: I also am going to eat steak

#2: lol k

lol k by Alemark January 4, 2017

lolkidney 

a person with a kidney that talks

my friend donor'd a lolkidney

lolkidney by Nolan123 January 10, 2008

LOLkinheimerz Disease 

when you laugh so hard for a long extent of time, you catch the LOLkinheimerz disease

Omg!!! i have to stop laughing or i will catch the LOLkinheimerz Disease!

LOLkinheimerz Disease by jsan2222 from Boro NJ April 25, 2009

ParaMattKoopa Lolking 

a stupid idiot who drinks sprite and makes music

Stop being such a ParaMattKoopa Lolking

ParaMattKoopa Lolking by ParaMattKoopaLolking December 8, 2022