lofty

A tall and slightly chubby male

hey lofty, your fucking tall today

by amy, jimmy and grant October 12, 2005

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lofty

A simple adjective meaning liking-cock, cock-lover, etc.

Shevchinko: just for u lofty baby *pulls out cock*
Lofty_Kitsune: fuck off shev
Shevchinko: i jacked off to the pic of ur b3lly butt0n!

by LoftyKitsune December 23, 2006

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Lofty Thoughts - Philosophical in nature, typically lofty in prose and rhythm - fruity by today's standards, but with balls. A lofty thought extends into the aether. Usual of the enlightenment era and mostly abstract in the truest nature, i.e. what is a perfect square...not in reality but in perfection. Plato personified...Similar to the contemplative life espoused by Aristotle.

After he made over a million dollars in 6 months, he took an entire month off to drink wine, smoke his pipe, and think lofty thoughts in his Virginia mansion retreat. Such as: what exactly is the true nature of virtue, and if the forms exist, how do they apply to my current situation?

by Your Yo August 6, 2017

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Josh Loftis

The most interesting man alive.

Like those Dos Ekes commercials but Josh Loftis is actually real.

by grand master mother fucka June 19, 2009

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Brandon Loftis

Brandon- The English Derivative of the French name "Brendan" meaning famous and well liked

Loftis- The man who will take over the World

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Brandon Loftis- The english man who will one day take over the world!

Guy 1: DUDE! That guy looks just like the Brandon Loftis in the movie!

Guy 2: Really? I thought He died in that movie...

Guy 1: Yeah, but so what? He could still be real..

by Jacobthewolfslayer April 24, 2009

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