Lochog

The sex position that makes any girl orgasm, I'm not talking in seconds.... I'm talking about a hour long intense and sensual build-up. The shit from all those romantic books rolled into one instance. Its something legends could be written about.

Context for the gamers, Gods cheat code for spontaneous love and devotion.
Context for the Civil engineer, Architects will change there jobs and there life choices to become a civil engineer to just experience the Lochog with a woman.
Context for any Traddie, a long days work in 40+ celsius heat can be quenched by this experience.
Context for the call centre operators: That one old lady who is loving and caring and takes her time and listens to everything and completes all Directions with ease.... cant even match this.
Context for artists, That one breakthrough that makes you famous weeps in comparison to the Lochog.
I could continue but the base of the point is set......

It makes any girl lose there mind, eyes roll back to there heads, forgetting everything and existing in the moment of the Lochog. Its a life altering experience for all parties involved. Men nay....... Dominating men chose to take a knee and preform this for there women. Known to turn any girl lesbian for you.... yes even if she is straight. This isnt one set move, but a flow of many in perfect unison with each other.

Warning!!! This is a gift from a greater power... and peoples life will never be the same after, yours included.

Me- "I have experienced this only once...... and i can never forget the moment.... my life is never as good as it should be now.... my expectation of existence is so high. I am currently looking for the man who did this to me....... to marry him. All i know is after the deed he said Lochog in my ear and that was it. The next morning after a perfect 8 hours of deep sleep.... yes brought on by the Lochog he was gone."

Me- "Lochog me please... i need it now!"

Random person- "i married him, obvs.. he Lochog me"

by HelpMeFindLochog October 28, 2021

Lochie

A simp

Wow look at Lochie, hes such a simp

by Willy Billy69 March 28, 2020

Locho

When people mention "Locho", they typically refer to their mental state of happiness or general approval."
"It" can be added to articulate the "Locho" more. An even number of "it" will make the "Locho" be positive, while an odd number will make it negative.

Person A: "Look at my new car!"
Person B: "It it Locho isch es it it (allemal)!

by nifty2k May 24, 2020

Lochdog

A superior male who is handsome and has a great personality. What makes a loch stand out from other males is he is not only physically attractive but his personality is as well. You can refer to these type of men as “lochdog” or “loch”.

Jennie: “Kenneth is SUCH a lochdog! Have you seen his sharp jawline and back muscles?”
Hanna: “His personality is what makes him a loch! The other day I saw him helping an elderly person with their groceries. He is so caring!”

by Macy Brown December 17, 2021

Lochie

Funny as fuck. Extremely smart when he concentrates- which is never- and is very distracting. Very annoying but a great trustworthy mate. He'd be the kid to write qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp in the teacher's computer.

Lochie is so irritating.
Yeah but he is so funny.

by Kita101 September 24, 2018

lochi

A fat sausage roll who is shit at basketball

"Air ball" more like "Lochi"

by WIZZARD$$ February 27, 2018

Lochie

one of the most nicest human beings of all time, very good looking and intelligent. Great at sports and neve gives up.

“Oh look it’s lochie . The one who never gives up the one who is always positive , and loves sport”

by a student :) April 9, 2019