Lobsterbate

Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.

Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.

by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008

LobsterCorgi

A corgi dressed as a lobster kinda ugly but hoes and bitches love em

Lobstercorgi get all da hoes

by sweegedelic December 28, 2020

lobsterfication

the process of transforming the human body into a state similar to that of a cooked lobster, the water should be hot enough for the individual to scream like a lobster. this is achieved by running an extremally hot bath with no cold water and submerging yourself until your skin turns bright red.

they're looking red after that bath, they've just undergone lobsterfication.

by THE HUMAN LOBSTER January 31, 2021

Lobsterhate

An irrational hatred, usually directed toward a celebrity or a fictional character, which is remarkable and admirable in its passion and intensity. Believed to have originated from poster named "Lobster" on an online messageboard who hated a character on General Hospital.

I lobsterhate Jessica Simpson and hope she falls off the face of the planet.

by Inky April 22, 2004

Lobsterclaw

The lobsterclaw is a maneuver in which the recipient is usually distracted in a bent-over position, leaving them exposed for said action. The giver of the lobsterclaw recognizes this opportunity to capitalize, and morphs their hand into the lobsterclaw itself, which is the middle and ring fingers pressed together, while the thumb roams free, resembling a lobsterclaw. The timing, brute force, and placement of the grab is what makes or breaks the lobsterclaw. Ideally, the grab is placed on the recipients taint, causing great discomfort and fright. The pressure involved is up to the giver, resulting in a direct relationship of pressure to satisfaction.

"HA! Ian totally lobsterclawed the shit out of Robert, he wasn't even expecting it."

"That lobsterclaw was EPIC bro."

"Yeah man, he was just asking for the lobsterclaw."

by consummate man of action September 19, 2006

lobsterbation

1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.

After putting together her Hoosier Hysteria High School Baskteball puzzle, Erin retired for a relaxing evening of Virginia Slims and lobsterbation.

by ssaaaammm September 7, 2005

Lobsterbating

A form of rigorous masturbation that renders you breathless and causes your face to redden from exhaustion.

As a teen I was very fond of Lobsterbating.

by loreleibooks July 25, 2011