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mega loaft

When something takes an insanely long time to do something or just pushes it off or procrastinates until they have to do it.
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I have a biology lab to do....but im mega loafting by being on facebook.........lame
by megaloafter September 11, 2009
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Tdot Loaft

The act that late night bar hoppers and club goers of the greater toronto area partake in, that involves staying or more acuratly "loafting" around the streets and/or the train station in the time between last call and the first train of the day at 6:30 am. Although this is the most accurate description of tdot loafting, it can also be used to describe any situation where a group of people are taking a longer than usual amount of time, to complete a desired action.
tdot loafter: Yoo guy wanna go partying in tdot?

some guy: Uhhh.. whos the designated driver?

tdot loafter: Nah fuck that man were taking the train!

some guy: Well thats kinda gay I don't want to leave the club at like 12..

tdot loafter: nahhh fuck that man were TDOT LOAFTING!!!

some guy: wtf... its like 3 degrees outside..

tdot loafter: comon man its a TDOT LOAFT.. you know TDOT LOAAAAFTT its gonna be key

some guy: nah fuck that id rather watch pbs or something
by tdot loafter March 8, 2008
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“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

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Loafhead

A person usually of the female gender and usually residing near Atlanta who has a head which resembles the shape of an uncut olive loaf.
Gee, Maryanne is a real loafhead.
by Oliver Loaf August 11, 2008
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your meat loaf

This is a sixties saying denoting sexual inactivity. High school boys would often say before summer break "don't let your meat loaf this summer!"
"Hey Spike, don't let your meat loaf this summer!"
by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2020
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Cum Loaf

When you fill your oven with cum, let it ferment for a period, and then bake it into a congealed loaf. A cum loaf can be gifted to a loved one
by Jin Lou March 29, 2019
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Lofted

Term used to describe the morning after attending a party at a loft and discovering you have been roofied and violated.
That son of a bitch lofted me!
by Mr JD December 23, 2009
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