Matt: Bill fell off the horse and injured his pelvis in 6 different places.

Joe: LMAO!
by lem December 16, 2002
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Somehow LMAO has gone from "Laughing My Ass Off" to a shorthand way of saying "Wow everything is so overwhelming and I just want to die."
"He told me I was pathetic, LMAO jokes on him because I actually am."
by charleigh April 17, 2015
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an acronym for "Launching Missiles At Orphanages"

PARENTS KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR CHILD IF YOU SEE THEM USE THIS ACRONYM IN TEXT
Person 1: Wanna go LMAO today
Person 2: it's gonna be my first time doing it lets hope i don't get caught, but how are we gonna get the missiles
Person 1: don't worry i know a guy
by JaydynS07 October 5, 2020
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Laughing My Ass Off. Yes, it's as sad as that.
OMG, bro that was so funny! LMAO!
by dan-cjrh May 24, 2015
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might mean laughing my ass off but most of the times it’s just lick my ass onii-chan
B: *a message that might not be funny*
A: lmao
B: lick my ass onii-chan
by wtfmarie November 10, 2019
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L=Laughing
M=My
A=Ass
O=Off

Could also mean Lick My Ass Out.
Person 1: Good one! LMAO
Person 2: You want me to lick your ass out?
by sbwild88 May 29, 2012
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