llort

A llort is the opposite of a troll. It's spelled backwards in case you didn't notice.

Forum moderators are anti-troll but not necessarily llorts.

by housetier April 18, 2006

llort

Troll backwards. Used to define someone so ugly, they aren't just a troll... they're a llort.

"oh shit, look at that schnozz on that troll."

"dude........*gag*....... that's a llort. let's get the fuck outta here."

by 97% June 18, 2009

Marcos Llorente

Llorente is a sexy beast who destroys every team he plays against. He's also won La Liga with Atletico Madrid, the best foootball team in history.

Moh : Did you watch Marcos Llorente vs Liverpool? He literally analled their whole team
Dan : Fuck off and let me eat my peels in peace

by llorenteisasexybeast June 10, 2021

Llorente

A style of coarse language.

"FUCKA YOU BIIIIIITCH." << Llorente Style

by Dr. Sex in a Bottle December 11, 2009

Llorret de Mar

The place sad people go to to get laid in Spain.

Arrival, Party with Booze, Walk Home, getting shagged/laid, sleeping, waking up with the ugliest person you've ever seen, kick the person out, go to the beach, drink some Booze, Party with Booze, Walk Home, getting shagged/laid again, sleeping, waking up next to another ugly person...then commit suicide.

Sad People have 2 options: Llorret de Mar and 18+ corner

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

llorenz

A nerdy dark brown hair boy who likes for people to assume hes a good boy but he’s actually a naughty individual. Anyone who knows a llorenz knows that he is honest and caring and stubborn. If you meet a llorenz make sure to keep him he will give make a positive impact in your life

Oh thats a llorenz i like him

by Loltwosense May 16, 2018

lloriparty

Conjunction of "llorar" (spanish for crying) and "party".

It's when one is under a crying spell either alone, accompanied, or in a group.

Sam: cries uncontrollably
Alex: Sam, that's been the third time today! Please, what's wrong?!
Sam: sobs I don't wanna talk about it, I'm having a lloriparty!

by seimou September 1, 2019