a fucked up show about a boy crazy 15 year old girl who likes a guy that even though he may be like cute to lizzie he's a fuckin moron on crack.
by Patrick Dron December 03, 2003
A horrible, horrible TV show, and an even more horrible movie. Unless you're a pedophile, in which case they're both pretty good. Still not as good as the Olsen twins' show, though. Or Sesame Street.
by Anonymous June 05, 2003
A horrific TV show designed to help lesbian girls ages 4-10 become accustomed to the lifestyle they will one day grow into. Stars our favorite "actress" Hilary Duff.
Wow, my friend's little sister was watching Lizzie McGuire while I was over her house. I guess she's gonna grow up to like girls now.
by Save Gustav April 29, 2005
a strange little girl that haunts hillary duff day and night. lizzie mcguire is hillary duffs worst nightmare.
the thing that makes teenage girls run around naked
the thing that makes teenage girls run around naked
Hillary: aaww man Im having my period!
Lizzie: hah hah look at you and your std's
Hillary: please quit making fun of me!
Lizzie: hah hah look at you and your std's
Hillary: please quit making fun of me!
by milkshake January 21, 2005
by Nate June 04, 2003
A lesbian rich dumb blond, who is horrible at acting, singing, and only got in by fuckin the producer. She has no talent and should return to her hiding space under a rock somewhere.
by wouldntulike2no August 17, 2003