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YouTubal Ligation

The act of physically having to pull a friend or other close comrade away from the computer screen after they have spent hours upon hours of watching 3-4 minute clips of every random and senseless happening on YouTube.
"Hey, you look like you had NO sleep last night!"

"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"

"Wow, need a Starbucks?"

"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."
by Jill A. February 9, 2008
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libation

Samrat had many libations this past weekend
by The Jerz February 6, 2006
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libationist

A person that spends a keen amount of attention and energy on knowing the ingredients of their liquor, the proper preparation of cocktails and finds great enjoyment in top-notch ingredients and exemplary preparation in addition to back story and knowing the brewers, distillers and bartenders who create those drinks.

A libationist is not necessarily a drink snob, only enjoying specialty and/or liquor items difficult to obtain and/or expensive drinks; though, that is a variety of libationist and probably the most common or at least easy to spot in a bar.
Because he was a libationist, he liked to collect orphan barrel bourbons and only drink them on special occasions.
by CmdrTrekk December 21, 2014
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libation

The pouring of a (usually alcoholic)beverage in memory of deceased friends and or family (i.e. homies.)
by Erin Wellman April 16, 2005
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lituation

It’s a culmination of several lit things happening at once.
You go to the bodega and a chicken cutlet is half off and they give you a free bag of chips and an Arizona because they know you. That’s a lituation.
by stevesweatpants January 6, 2015
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libations

libations are ritual pourings of drinks as an offering to a god.
Papi: "What are you doing tonight?"
Pete Dick: "The usual, jacking for beats and enjoying a couple libations."
Papi: "I am in, where at?"
Pete Dick: "The Kirk Hotel!"
by Pete Dick March 12, 2008
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Lication

"yo dude, did you download the new racing lication?"
by Seen Ramon June 7, 2018
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