Lisiada

A Maldita Lisiada is a person who can't walk and/or a person who gets caught kissing someone else's boyfriend.

"Miriam is a Maldita Lisiada"
"¿Qué haces besando a la Maldita Lisiada?"
"Soraya Montenegro is better than the Maldita Lisiada"

by Soraya4Ever November 16, 2012

Lithiumlockedyou

A infamous roblox user hated on for finding a method to lock accounts and with that power locking accounts because he is too invested in his own ego to understand how other people feel. Most accounts locked are usually sold accounts and most of his cronies also believe they are "lockers".

Peson1: Hey have you heard of LithiumLockedyou before
Person2: That retard needs to get a hobby. Account lockers think they're the shit.

by Lil peep official September 1, 2023

facebook litigant

A person (not a corporation as defined by the Supreme Court, but a real person) who threatens to bring suit against someone via a comment on facebook; usually, a facebook litigant talks about unleashing a lawyer on a person who responds negatively to his or her facebook comment, but in fact a facebook litigant has no lawyer and has only seen lawyers portrayed on television shows about lawyers written by script writers who are usually stoned when writing their scripts and have never studied law; a facebook litigant is rarely referred to as a tigersaur

John S. said Obama needed to be impeached and shot, and I commented that there was no real legal basis to proceed with impeachment and that he knew nothing about the law, so he went all facebook litigant on me and I responded with a facebook shark emoticon followed by the emoticon for shit.

What an internet Matlock, that facebook litigant fucktard!

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by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 20, 2014

flash listings

On Graigslist listings that are there and gone in a flash. Listings that are on so short a time you usually don't know they were even there. I suspect that some people use software that alerts them when certain types of listings appear and the rest of use never see the listing. Craigslist seems to be going the way of ebay, professionals are crowding out regular buyers, and sellers.

That listing was posted 2 minutes ago and now it's deleted, another flash listing. I can't park in front of my computer, and the good stuff is always gone by the time I see the listing. I don't spend much time on Craigslist anymore flash listings have taken the fun out of it.

by mikie the yorkie April 2, 2008

Litium

A slang word meaning two young persons who speak arabic. The word is used in southern Finland, and it's a lot more common within youngsters than older people. It's not usually used to be racist or to offend anyone. It's commonly used to tell arabic people apart. The word comes from"Lithium" which is a chemical element.

In some cases instead of Litium, people use an abbreviation "Li". The "L" in the word "Li" means usually the shorter person and "I" means the taller and sportier one.

Hey look , Litium is over there!

Have you seen Litium today?

L is over there, but I can't see I anywhere!

by caralineco March 21, 2017

Lithium nuker

An amazing nuker for discord.com which bans a mass amount of people at a time.

Verlox: yo new lithium build out
me: nahh thats based asf bro 6556789 bans per second lithium nuker ontop

by lucidW October 30, 2021

cock litigation

The act of two, or more, rival male suitors attempting to convince a would be companion of their sexual superiority and why they should be selected for a sexual encounter.

After three hours of heated barroom cock litigation, and despite the testimony of several eyewitnesses, David failed to make a persuasive case and Sheila decided to go home with Walter.

by Lamont Walker May 12, 2016