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by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ November 12, 2023

Lito Pimp Diep

Noun. 1. very very irresistable. 2. Get all da Hoez. 3. Me

i'm off da chain

by Boi April 22, 2004

dirty lito

A man who is a dirty player on the football pitch.

That bloody Dirty Lito, he’s got a red card again.
Roy Keane is a proper dirty lito.

by Johnstoneshenge June 7, 2020

L'way Lito

That handsome long dick slim nigga puttin stick in' yo chick

Man i caught my bitch fucking dat nigga L'way Lito and man i cant even be mad at her.

by Migo094 February 19, 2020

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.

"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."

"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"

by Gran Torino December 19, 2009

Litos Baker's Dozen

Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.

"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"

by CarLitosA January 9, 2009

Litost [Lee' - toast]

Litost is a nearly untranslatable Czech word, a state of feeling miserable and humiliated. “Litost is a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery,” - The Book of Laughter and Forgetting by Milan Kundera. Litost connects insult to revenge, with desire to strike back at the perceived source of one’s shame.

For example: double-litost, double-revenge Tupac Shakur vs. Notorious B.I.G.

by B. McDoc September 6, 2005