One of the best people you could ever meet. Linus is a great hugger and gives amazing advice. He is a good leader and knows how to make anyone on his team feel better. If you know a Linus you are lucky!
by EROCKSMC December 29, 2019
Genius, Billionaire, Playboy and Philanthropist. In 2nd Grade entered a robotics competition, won because of his creation named Optimus Prime. Obeying isn't his style. A really rich bitch. There's no one like him. Basically two words: The Best.
by RichestBitch June 03, 2017
(v) To expend enormous amounts of time and/or resources to achieve something clearly not worth the time/resources expended.
Credit (I did come up with this): polymerizedrecords on The WORST CPU Cooler EVER – Sketchy Heatsinks Ep2 By linustechtips
Credit (I did come up with this): polymerizedrecords on The WORST CPU Cooler EVER – Sketchy Heatsinks Ep2 By linustechtips
by LazyNoNos May 02, 2017
Big idiot with massive ego. Has microscopic penis that even the best scientists can not measure. All round asshole.
by Yahhhhhboiiiiiii March 02, 2020
by Terezza June 12, 2017
Linus is the Non-Existent Self-Proclaimed Pagan God of the cult Linii. Has the powers to bestow jobs onto members of his cult, making them carry out sacred duties and occult practices. These duties include giving Linus handjobs, blowjobs, getting bdsmed by Linus among other things. These divine practices are sacramental and must be carried out with pride. Any member of the Linii refusing these duties would be punished severely by blasphemous acts such as getting circumcised and castrated. He would then be raped and bdsmed in the ass before having his body seared with the holy cleansing flame. Finally, necrophilia and bukkake will be performed on his blazing corpse as the life force slowly seeps out of the zealot. Such is the punishment of one who offends Linus.
Example 1:
Adaptation of Julius Caesar, a play by Shakespeare
Calpurnia: "I doth fear greatly for my lord’s safety. O Mighty Linus, I prithee, protect Caesar, O Caesar, thy pride beest thy downfall"
Example 2:
Member of Linii: "O Mighty and Omnipotent Linus, grant me the Libido to last for 29 minutes. As I pray, provide me the sex drive I desire."
Adaptation of Julius Caesar, a play by Shakespeare
Calpurnia: "I doth fear greatly for my lord’s safety. O Mighty Linus, I prithee, protect Caesar, O Caesar, thy pride beest thy downfall"
Example 2:
Member of Linii: "O Mighty and Omnipotent Linus, grant me the Libido to last for 29 minutes. As I pray, provide me the sex drive I desire."
by crappybull September 01, 2013
An amazing male , a softy on the inside ( loving and sweet) and an athectic rugby player on the outside. His personality will deceive you meaning you won't know him unless you've known him from the day he was born.
by 3tirty333_:3 July 26, 2018