Ling

One who lingers in large groups; a Ling is not opposed to overstaying their welcome; moreover, Lings express an usual desire to seek housing arrangements with other Lings for reasons not always clear or logical; may be associated with extreme untidiness; Lings tend to be white males in their 20s, however females as well as males of other ethnic backgrounds may also fall under the Ling category.

If you have a place of your own, beware of Lings. They will visit frequently, arriving at early hours of the day and leaving at late hours of the night. If your company leaves behind trash from the local fast food restaurant seek attention immediately; you have been the victim of a Ling. Furthermore, a group of friends may decide to rent a house together, whether or not the decision makes sense financially. Individuals whom linger around the residence of a Ling may be referred to as Half-Lings.

by Starr905 October 13, 2011

Ling

Cigarette. Another word for "lang"

"yo, I need to smoke a ling!"

by Nora Jane April 1, 2007

Ling

~ An operator, or chat moderator. Somewhat of a bully. See Stratics and Kheldon

Don't you go all Ling on me!

by Ling Ma February 15, 2007

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.

I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!

by earthlingalien January 26, 2019

Ling Ling

Someone who will always be better than you, no matter what you do. TwoSetVioin created this meme, saying that Ling Ling practiced 40 hours a day. They have numerous posts on people doing the Ling Ling challenge, challenges where you have to play a piece but ______. Some examples of it are: playing with a hula hoop as well, double the speed, or playing with your non-dominant hand.

You: Yeah, I got 1st place in all of the contests, no biggie
Friend: Wow, impressive! But did you know that Ling Ling got 1++++st place? He practices 40 hours a day.

by rejoyce March 27, 2019

Ling Ling

The epitome of peak performance; a mythical character that even defies logic itself in the world of skill comparison. No matter who you are or what you do, there will always be a Ling Ling who is above your level. Ling Ling has been better than you and always will be better than you.

Ling Ling practices for 40 hours a day; you will never achieve what he has at 5 years old.

by Pyroglyphics November 17, 2018

Ling Ling

That virtuoso violinist that your mom won’t ever let you forget. He is smart good looking and he can play the paganini caprices better that hilary hahn.

Kid: “Mom, can I play iPad?”

Mom: “NO. PRACTISE YOUR VIOLIN 40 HOURS!!! BE MORE LIKE THAT LING LING.

by Prof K. Chen July 31, 2019