lipidiofrunchintitis

(n) The condition in which an abnormally large amount of scrotum skin is present in the male. This tends to increase the verticle sagging distance of the testicles. This does not necessarily mean the testicles are huge, but no cases have been clinically found of those consider smaller. (p>0.50)

Often in the summer, my scrotum has to be scraped from my kneecaps due to my lipidiofrunchintitis. Goldbond helps, but the surface area is cumbersome to maintain.

Mrs. Gayaka received a classic drive-by teabag; however I was able to maintain a distance of 3.4 meters, due to my lipidofrunchintitis.

by nancyedwards April 6, 2005

limpdicking

The art of a man controlling ones inner body to maintain a limp dick and then proceeding to have intercourse with a female by inserting said limp dick and ball sack into the womens vagina.

Hey man I heard you were limpdicking maria yesterday?

Yah im fucking awesome.

by Trevor Smutts June 17, 2013

limping pirate

When doing a chick from behind and about to bust a nut the male "pulls out" and spits on the womans back. When she turns around, blow your load in her eye. When she gets up all pissed off punch her in the leg causing her to limp while holding her eye.

Sheeet dawg, was laying that chick out... when i gaver her a limpin pirate awww sheeeet.

by Rylon September 16, 2004

limpdick

A male that cannot get an erection

"so were there all ready to go and he turns into a fukin limpdick"

by WalkieCamoKurtie July 1, 2006

Limpdickery

To describe your dislike towards something by stating that your penis has frowned/become flaccid. Since males enjoy staying in a rock solid state, becoming limp leads them to become unnecessarily angry. Normally the word is used in a question with a sarcastic tone of voice.

Jeff: "Looks like fred took your spot again."
Ted: "Again!? What is this limpdickery!?"

by KwameKazi September 18, 2012

Lipids

A drug that some 9 y.os invented

Yo man wanna come with me and snort some lipids!
Oh dang love me some lipids.

by AnnoymousDuck_ June 3, 2019

lipidites

A illness if causing ur lips to dry off or the skin on your lip peeling off, caused from kissing a numeric amount of people in a month.

I heard Pablo has Lipidites.

by Pablo Mosala February 14, 2022