literate

1) A person possessing reading and writing skills that remain acceptable by the standards of the English language.
2) A member belonging to the nearly unknown society of persons able to string a sentence together without the addition of such terms including ur, hott, omg, lolz, wft, and so forth...

Literate: Did you see that girl knock out the math teacher?

Non-Literate: omg did u see tha mofo slung that fag in his fuckin ballz??

(Grammar error fixed by CPU Killer)

by CPU Killer January 31, 2005

Sexually Liberated

The ideology of one shamelessly and often satisfying their sexual needs and desires without the burden of guilt or the judgment of established morally-correct societal mores. One who, when horny, has no qualms finding someone(s) to break him/her off proper - preferably many, many times over! This applies equally to women as it does men, and often, the gender of the sexual partner is moot as long as orgasm is achieved. There is usually mutual sexual desire/tension and neither party has expectations of future encounters, though should they present themselves, they are rarely declined.

"I invited a friend from Northern Cali to dinner tonight. She's single and hasn't dated in several months. Know anyone I might be able to introduce her to while she's here?" "

"So you are you saying she's, err, sexually liberated and wouldn't be put off by a one night stand set up?"

"No, that's actually how she prefers her sexual encounters; hit it, quit it, love it and never look back!"

by Sophie Baines October 23, 2011

Liberate a Shit

To release ones bowels. Another term that is fun to use for taking a crap.

I have to Liberate a shit, if you need me I'll be in the bathroom.

by The Minister December 28, 2005

Literate

Able to read and write in one's native language. The opposite of 'literate' is 'illiterate'.

You're not smart. You're not even literate!

by Diggity Monkeez February 13, 2005

sexually liberated

when a male/female is able to fuck as many people as they want & be open about their desires without feeling any guilt, judgement, or shame.

"she is such a whore.."
"it's her body, why do you care? she's just sexually liberated."

by smoke weed eryday November 19, 2019

likerbation

The act of liking one's own comment or post on Facebook.

"Did you just like your own comment"

"Yes, I like to engage in likerbation every now and again."

"OMG, what's next, you going to do hash tags on text messages too?"

"That's an awesome idea!" *likes own comment in an act of self likerbation*

by Likerbationguy October 28, 2013

Mutual likerbation

When facebook friends 'like' every comment that the other types and visa versa.

Jim:yeah...I love hamsters..lol (John likes this)

John: I prefer guinea pigs. (Jim likes this)

Jim: But they bite. rofl (John like this)

Steve: You guys are totally having a mutual likerbation session. (Jim and John like this)

by lamar12 April 7, 2011