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Light-Speed On My Dick

When you masturbate while on shrooms, and your hand moves to fast, causing you to see thousands of hands simultaneously jacking you off.
James: Oh man! I was jacking off on shrooms! and I looked at my dick! and it was... it was...

Farva: Light-speed on your dick?

James: Light-Speed On My Dick.
by Iamfarva April 25, 2010
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Light Speed

IN THEORY: Light speed is the rate of travel of light in an un-interupted vacuum. Exactly 299,792,458 metres per second (m/s), where metre is difined by 1983 Systeme International (SI) as "The length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299 792 458 of a second.". The theory of realitivity describes light speed as impassible in rate of travel, but this is based on the fact it hasn't been done yet *rolls eyes*.

However, Light Speed is acctually better told as such: The speed of light is the commonly used interval of time it takes for the green light to turn amber on a traffic light in South Essex, UK, or the time it takes for a traffic warden to travel from the end of the street to the parking spaces to give you a ticket as soon as you pull in.
Light speed is roughly equal to the speed light travels.
by regs_ October 27, 2004
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lightseeing

The act of driving around and looking at Christmas lights. Similar to siteseeing but most prevalent in December and at night.
Every year on Christmas Eve the family piles into the car to go lightseeing in the city.
by jorieBFF December 17, 2008
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lightseele

"i love seele! but not as much as lightseele"
by an e April 17, 2022
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lightseele

a person on tiktok that goes by @lightseele also known as 'avery'

Lightseele is seele's number one fan
"did you hear about lightseele? their on tiktok and seele's number one fan!!"
by veliona lover April 17, 2022
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Light Speed

The minigame in rubik's revolution in which you must press the correct light in time
R.R.: Light Speed.
Player: Ok, here we go.
by A M80N8R May 27, 2016
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Lightseele

What’s with these homies dissing my girl
Why do they gotta front

lightseele
by Elysiasho May 2, 2022
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