5 Minute Craft Lifehacks

Something very stupid that is supposed to make things cheap and easy but just makes you seem like you're poor and a retard.

5 Minute Craft Lifehacks are so stupid, I did one of the pop-socket ones and my phone case melted.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021

LifeHackered

When LifeHacker.com links to your website for an article, and your webhost can't handle the traffic. Common symtoms ... people visiting the page within hours of a Lifehacker posting generally see a poor performing website, or a message from the website host indicating that the site is unavailable due to exceeding traffic limitations.

Commenter 1: This is some website. It says it's down.
Commenter 2: Yeah, it's been Lifehackered. Check back in a day or 30.

by G33kSp3@k3r November 4, 2011

lifehack

When you try to make a simple task easier to feel or to be different. And they generally don't work anyways.

The "peeling a banana from the bottom" LifeHack is no more difficult than peeling from the top. -MikeJ.

by The Great Gas Mask Man June 5, 2016

lifejack

referring to something that hijacks your life, usually an addiction of some sort

1. Everquest 2 and World of Warcraft have lifejacked my friends.

2. Too bad heroin lifejacked Danny...he used to be an okay guy.

by Godemperor June 11, 2006

penis lifejacket

When you wrap your dick in foam and take it for a swim

I THOUGHT MY DICK WAS GOING TO DROWN SO I PUT ON MY PENIS LIFEJACKET

by DICKYMCDICKSTER May 17, 2014

lifetrack

a track that changes or influences the course of your life; a song that you love so much that you are likely to play it on repeat or in a DJ set; a song that makes you want to turn the volume up to full blast.

often used as a "hashtag" in twitter.

#lifetrack : "slip" by deadmau5 is totally kicking my ass.

by lhiver November 24, 2009

lifehacker lag

The lag of a small website resulting from a link posted on lifehacker.com

This site is so slow. It must be suffering from lifehacker lag.

by coreyjo January 28, 2014