Life, Reality, and Time

The three main illusions brought on by an absence of alcohol.
"After Dan woke up on Monday, he experienced heavy symptoms of Life, Reality, and Time."
by Lily_of_Geeks May 17, 2009
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Joke of a life time

When a whore ass bitch giving you oral. You tell her a joke as you cum. So it comes out the nose.
Know that bitch Stacy from the party last night. Yeah I have that bitch a “joke of a life time”
by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020
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