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Lickety Split 

It’s that game where you lick the tip of my penis while trying to avoid me punching you in the mouth. If I win, I punch you in your pretty mouth. If you win, you get punched in the mouth. Either way, you get a split lip.
For Christmas my family likes to do all the usual things. We exchange presents, have a nice dinner, sing carols, and play games like Lickety Split.

lickety-split 

adv. Very quickly, taking place in only a few milliseconds.
I got out of that strip club lickety-split when I realized the dancer was actually a man.
lickety-split by Boris June 9, 2004

Lickety-split 

As fast as possible.
Person 1: Could you get me a Dr Pepper please?
Person 2: Sure, I will be lickety-split!

lickety-split 

I gave her lickety-split
lickety-split by Jake February 4, 2004

Lickety-split 

The act of either a man or woman giving oral sex to a woman; cunnilingus.
Finally, Courtney asked for a little lickety-split last night! Tasty, amazing!
Lickety-split by Gojai August 30, 2017

Lickety-split 

The action of freezing a chicken parm sandwich in a condom and sticking it up your ass while yelling "Mama Mia!"
You better Lickety-split if you want to be on varsity baseball.