It’s that
game where you lick the
tip of my
penis while trying to avoid me punching you in the mouth. If I win, I punch you in your pretty mouth. If you win, you get punched in the mouth. Either way, you get a split lip.
For
Christmas my
family likes to do all the usual things. We exchange presents, have a nice
dinner, sing carols, and play games like Lickety Split.