local h

See Rock and Roll

Local H rocks the Mid-West.

by Scott Lucas March 8, 2004

the local bike

One who is 'free' wih their body, thus being likened to a local bicycle, which is 'ridden' by all. Something that is required for occasional use, usually when drunk, always dumped after use and never kept.

"theres the local bike...... drunk again..... everyones had a ride...."

"THE STOW"

by Gibralter80 September 2, 2008

local ass bitch

A person that can't make it out of the city he/she was born in.

Man you a local ass bitch. Never seen you in Paris fucking lab ass mofo.

by Maybelline69 April 21, 2014

A local

A person who tries to keep up with the trends by overusing and misunderstanding popular things such as the tide pod meme or people who misuse slang to seem “relevant”. This word is often reclaimed by the Instagram spam community.

Becky is such a local all she does is say dead memes

by IzzyTheSpamPageHoe January 28, 2018

Local hero

One who is admired by peers, neighbors, schoolmates, and friends for being super cool. Sometimes there is a reason for the admiration such as being the lead scorer on the high school football team or having spent time in juvenile hall; but oftentimes there is no specific cause for the admiration other than having a charismatic personality and a kick-ass car.

Morse High School's local hero is back at school after being locked up for six weeks for jumping the asshole who threatened to shoot his brother and parents.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys December 2, 2019

local liver

1. (noun) a person who lives locally.

Live: live, life, alive

-er: (suffix) someone who, someone who does

2. a phrase googled, usually by tourists visiting a 3rd world country, looking for a cheap hepatic transplantation (liver transplant).

1. John never left the city limits his whole life. He is a real local liver.

by asian persuasion February 16, 2013

Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011