Lewandowski

A baller of a player who ranks highest in footballing attributes and lowest in Luck.
His luck so bad, the Ballon D'or gets cancelled when he was to win. And the next year where he should have been given the justice by getting his due reward, he lost the award to, well, Messi. In India, we call it 'PANAUTI'

Bhai, job chali gayi. Ladki bhi chali gai. Kisiki LEWANDOWSKI lag gai hai.

by a123a123a December 1, 2021

lewandowski

The name given to a douchebag or someone committing acts of douchebaggery

I called the guy a lewandowski for cutting me off

by A.J. Banks October 19, 2006

Lewandowski

A Lewandowski is a dog turd that’s been pushed out, but is still connected to the dog’s anus by a hair.

Rover was shunned at the dog park because of his dangling lewandowski.

by ResistingCrapsacks June 21, 2018

Lewandowskihateresh

Lewandowskihateresh is a jobless bengali troll who sits at home all day on twitter hating on lewandowski and also g00ning and betting 24/7

You bro are you coming out tonight?
No, im doing a lewandowskihateresh

by Smartperson11 September 17, 2025

Full Lewandowski

To be bald in the front and middle leaving only a horshoe around the sides.

He was balding, but only from the back, not the Full Lewandowski!

by MamaO November 25, 2015

Corey Lewandowski

News man who make the "whomp whomp"/ " womp womp" meme making fun of a 10 year old girl with down syndrome who was separated from her parents at the boarder by saying the phrase.

Person 1 "Hey man, did you see what Corey Lewandowski did on the news?"
Person 2 "yeah man, that was pretty fucked up ngl"

by thenotholyone May 8, 2024

Lewandowksi

n. Vulgar

Taint Sweat.

My girl dove between my legs and started to lick Lewandowksi from under my balls.

by RawSTruth August 1, 2017