Drum Lessons

When a female asks a male for drum lessons, she is usually implying that she wants to perform sexual acts with that male.

"Hey Tom, Can you teach me how to play the drums?" Tom: "Helll yeeah, ill give you Drum Lessons"

by LarryLove March 1, 2009

I-Ready lesson

A 40 minute waste of time. Sometimes theres a short lesson but the teacher counts it as half a lesson like iutgnitugnpgnirengprntirgn. No. Ban hammer them. If schools do make students do this bias crap when I have kids ill homeschool their asses.

Litterly me when i fail an I-Ready lesson.

by Randomguywithnothingbettertodo April 30, 2021

Lesego

He's got the most loving and caring heart, He is truly selfless, and if you see Him know that you are looking at a gift from God. He has a strong backbone and will stand up for what he believes is right. He is incredibly selfless and will do anything for those he cares about. He will always be there for you and be strong when you feel weak. And of course he's got such a great sense of style, he is very HAWWT, but people appreciate him for his heart.He is loyal and not easily swayed by his emotions, he knows how to handle difficult circumstances and he doesn't react out of anger. If you know a Lesego, you're blessed homie. <3

"I want a best Friend, someone kind and funny and loyal"

"Bet. I'm gonna find a Lesego for you"

by Kayjumpfield <3 October 7, 2021

Russian history lesson

An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".

Me: Oh, look. Flowers.

You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-

Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.

You: (have just been owned)

by TribbleSpayClinic June 24, 2009

Lesego

A tswana boy that is a blessing to people around him he's also quite the thinker and the handsome one

Why does lesego look so good today

by Amahle khuzwayo August 28, 2021

the anatomy lesson of dr.tulp

one of the famous and fascinating paintings by rembrandt; displaying the social, intellectual and spiritual atmosphere of the 17th century's europe. It’s a painting of a doctor named nicolas tulp who is a wellknown and influential anatomist in amsterdam; demonstrating an autopsy lesson to several students.

"the anatomy lesson of dr.tulp" impresses by the dramatic concentration of the figures on Tulp's demonstration of the dissection of a forearm.

by berryinaspin_ December 20, 2005

Swan Lesson

The greatest music piece created by mankind.
It came from the Nintendo DS game Art Academy, and is featured in Super Smash Bros for WiiU and Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

An idiot: Gangplank Galleon is da best LUL. There no good music besides that LUL.
Someone with a fonctional brain: Swan Lesson is such a beautiful piece of music. There's still other great compositions, but this one's undefeatable.

by Title Theme Big Brain Academy June 28, 2022