lesbotic

adj. used to describe ( exaggerated ) lesbian tendencies

"That stupid bitch with the septum piercing is acting like a lesbotic cow."

by shortybliss April 30, 2005

lesbot

n. a female whose seemingly structured and asexual life resembles that of a lesbian and a robot

Tom: Dude, that girl turned me down to go study with her friend mary-jane.

Frank: I think she is a lesbot.

Tom: O...yeah

by Aqasamaa aka Asimo December 15, 2009

Lesbotism

Giving hiring or promotion preference to fellow eaters of the bushy bowl.

Suze Orman got a job as a shill for the FDIC. Look at FDIC Chairman Sheila Bair and tell me that's not a case of Lesbotism.

by DD Sanchez March 22, 2009

lesbot

n. a female whose seemingly structured and asexual life resembles that of a lesbian and a robot

Tom: Dude, that girl turned me down to go study with her friend mary-jane.

Frank: I think she is a lesbot.

Tom: O...yeah

by Aqasamaa aka Asimo December 15, 2009

Lesbotized

A state of excitement, awe or disbelief that transforms a person when they have been totally captivated by a sexual or romantic act between two women. Similar to being hypnotized.

When I noticed these two gorgeous women kissing in front of the restaurant I damn near drove my car off the road; I was totally lesbotized.

I know it's not polite to gawk at two beautiful women making out in public but I couldn't help myself. I was completely lesbotized.

by LarryBobby May 26, 2014

lesbotically challenged

a term for when a closeted gay woman cannot bring herself to act on her desires

My aunt said that she stopped being lesbotically challenged when she skipped school one day and went to see “Thelma and Louise” – where she realized “Something crossed-over inside her, and she couldn't go back.”

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 18, 2013

lesbotize

A distraction created by a sexual act involving two women that excites, or repulses in such a way as to make the viewer stare blankly at those actions. To gaze, unblinking at two women being sexual. A hypnosis like state that occurs when one looks on dazed and confused at two females romantically engaged.

I damn near drove off the road when I saw these
two hot girls holding hands and kissing on the sidewalk like, I was totally lebotized.

These two girls at the bar were seriously making out and I was so lesbotized I couldn't take my freak'n eyes off them.

by LarryBobby May 23, 2014