Lesbean

A way to spell lesbian in a humorous way, usually online on chats in website

Person: I’m a lesbean
Me: *gasp* me too!
Person: Cool #lgbtq+ !!! :)

by LesbeanElf March 26, 2020

Lesbean

A lesbian that is addicted to or wears many beanies.
Most of the time could be heavily Pinterest butch.
Could be a femme that is either Not Having It™ or Tired™

Goddamnit Zoey! You're being such a fucking lesbean stop shopping at Hot Topic!

by Kismesitude__ May 18, 2018

smol lesbean

A person who is innocent, adorable, and of the lesbian sexuality. Does not have to be small or cute though, and can be terrifying.

My good friend Jess was a Smol Lesbean

by Smeïngdenhaüz September 23, 2017

lesbien

mispelling of lesbian

i spell lesbien L-E-S-B-I-E-N
well your wrong, its L-E-S-B-I-A-N

by artre June 29, 2006

Lesbean

When a straight female consumes a rainbow bean which consists of the following ingredients:
12% Alexis Matteo, Vegan Agar Agar (30%), Homosexual nicorn semen (20%), A granulated and vapourised segement of Judy Garland's DNA (2%), A tooth from the emeciated body of Spongebob Squarepants (5%), A red skittle (1%), The tissue from the heel of Beyonce's first pair of Louboutins (16%) AIDS (12%)

You will be able to purchase a packet of Lesbeans at your local retail stores or good supermarkets such as: Slayyynsburys, Aldi Delano, Mark and Spencer, Walmart, Target and Tes-you go girl.

''You're too gay to function''
''That's because i have been eating these LESBEANS''

by walmartwilly. June 6, 2018

lesbean

i like gorls

i am a lesbean

by hola soy doraaaa April 17, 2022

Lesbeaner

A lesbian Hispanic women

Whoa dude check out those Lesbeaners!

by Spencer Lucas June 2, 2008