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leaping lizards

An exclamation of surprise or excitement. Synonymous with "Wow!" or "Oh my gosh!" or "Holy cow!"
Leaping lizards, that ant just swallowed the Empire State Building!
by fishtoe July 4, 2011
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leaping llamas

An exclamatory term used in conjunction with a surprising or unexpected situation. Only to be used by someone with a deep and refined appreciation for llamas.
Jack: "Oh shit! I just heard on the news that Ryan Seacrest was eaten by a pack of wolves live on stage!!"

Tom: "That's fucked!"

Harry: "Jumping Jesus!"

Bob: "Leaping llamas!!!!"
by Mia and Karl April 26, 2008
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lerping tweaker

Acting sketch as fuck in bushes with binoculars during the day creeping on people or going on tweaker missions.
Scott H. was being a lerping tweaker going through Jens stuff while she was sleeping
by DoubleBubble421 January 7, 2018
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Corporate LARPing

Live Action Role Play consisting of dressing and acting like middle-aged business men. This is usually done in large groups in corporate settings such as hotel bars or conference rooms.
"I think those three guys who crashed the business lunch were just corporate larping"
by Bill from HR October 7, 2011
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Ajax Lepinski

Guitarist for NYC's notorious hardcore/punk band, The Nihilistics. Played Guitar/Bass with The Chiselers 1978-1996. Know for intense, almost frightening, leads as most notably exemplified by the Nihilistics' fourth album,"Fuck Guns'N Roses, What About the Nihilistics"(Dutch East 1994). Owned and engineered Meat Market Melodies eight track recording studio 1984 - 1998.

Discography:
Feed Me Trash - 7"compilation - The Chiselers c1989,
Chisel or Be Chiseled - compact disc -1990 - The Chiselers
Bad Dirty Hate - green vinyl - Nihilistics 1987
Fuck the Human Race - yellow vinyl - Nihilistics 1990
Fuck Guns 'N Roses, What About the Nihilistics compact disc - 1994
Al-Qada Detonator - compact disc -Nihilistics - 2001
Inferno - 7" ep - Nihilistics - 1988
My Dog He Licks Me - 7" ep - Nihilistics - 1993
Merry Christ-mess 7" ep - Nihilistics -1991

Sound Tracks:
Zombie Chicken - song written for Troma Films movie, "Poultrygeist" - 2006.

Notable Performances:
Closing of CBGS, NYC - 2006 - Performed over 200 times at the now closed punk mecca.
Visit nihilistics.com the website of Ajax Lepinski.
by Frank Supovitz April 12, 2008
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LARPing

Used to just mean Live Action Role Playing, now it's also used figuratively and derogatorily in the context of online political discussion to describe people or activities involving absurd adherence to ideals, inflammatory messages, and elaborate outfits or accessories to deliver a sense of association with political groups often just for the social and visual experience of it all or due to a sanitized misunderstanding of activism in general born of the information age. Pairs good with gatekeeping.
Person 1: "I don't get it; how's Bernie Sanders sexist for just... feeling cold and being old or something?"

Person 2: "Oh. LARPers. Ignore them. Twitter is full of people LARPing like this. They don't really care about women or transfolk or any cause for that matter, they just want to make it look like they do."

Person 1: "Yeah. Side effects of leftism being popular, I guess. Also, we don't really live in the US so this doesn't even remotely concern us. We got better things to do and keeping track of all the dumb shit that happens there isn't even worth it for the fun value."

Person 2: "Holy shit."
by amerika ist wunderbar January 24, 2021
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leaping salmon

a variation of the common nipple cripple. to perform a leaping salmon, one must make a face that looks like a fish with its mouth open and "leap" somewhat discreetly/covertly from a distance and bite their targets moob or nipple.

Must be done swiftly and in such a way that the victim does not see it coming, otherwise the victim may act to block your leaping salmon. called a leaping salmon because of how salmon leap out of the sea, i dunno it looks sorta similar.

Should not be performed if the victims moob looks sweaty, because that just tastes awful.
1: Dude. i hear you were in hospital for a while?

2: Yeah, I tried to leaping salmon Micheal Moore but got a little much moob in my mouth, choked on it and subsequently suffocated.
by sarfy September 14, 2009
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