Legume

Legume as a English word means (certain) vegetables like lentils, peas, beans, soybeans and peanuts. Not to be confused with the french word witch means vegetables in a general sense.

pretentious Pete: Now that autumn is upon us, I can finally make luscious heartwarming soups, stews and casseroles out of legume.

simple Simon: Legym!, WTF are you talking about?

pretentious Pete: (Shocked that Simon does not understand this rarely used word, then condescendingly:) you know beans, peas, lentils and so forth. The sort of vegetables your under educated, peasant relatives lived on hundreds of years ago.

by Earl of Warwick July 29, 2017

Lenums

A pair of denim leggings. They are usually stretchy and are often mistaken for real jeans. Very tight. Very close fitting.

The name is derived from a combination of the two words; Leggings and Denim but the I was changed to a U in Medieval Times

Damnnnnnnnn those Lenums make Veroogli look hellllla bootylicious

by NOOGLIE12 November 11, 2009

g legume

the hottest man in the whole ass mf world. property of murphy

did you know murphy and g legume are dating?

by murphyace January 18, 2021

Sloppy legume

The act of eating beans out of your significant other's bootyhole

Tom: Bro I told Sharon I was hungry last night and she made me a sloppy legume
Jim: Yum

by Arnold Schwarzenegro July 3, 2018

pinche legume

The act of female masturbation. In referance to flicking the bean. To play with the clit.

Jen was up late by herself pinche legume.

by Pj Severson October 11, 2007

legume

A type of animal with a second brain
Inside of its nipple

I heard hedgehogs are legumes

by HedgehogExpert May 26, 2016

legume enumerator

A fancy way of saying "bean counter".

The graphing functionality in EXCEL is at best mediocre. The legume enumerators, who never draw anything but pie charts, tell me that it has many wonderful features that I never use.

by rkwnrilwjpww May 19, 2009