Lentildo

an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus

Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?

Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices

by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019

lenties

1. Crunchy roasted lentils
2. A brand of lentil snacks

I made myself some lenties. They came out pretty good, but i'll probably just stick to buying them from Lenties.

by Leonard Tillerson July 22, 2019

Lentil

a fuckin bean

"ay bud pass the lentils" "sure"

by gatoradepiss420 December 19, 2016

Lentil

Someone who is trying way too hard to fit into the scene or emo crowd.

Dresses in ways that they think are stereotypically emo or scene.

Girl 1: OMG did you see that girl with the bbycks tee shirt and hello kitty hairclips?
Girl 2: I know, urgh, what a lentil

by NeverShoutDaniel! July 20, 2009

Jack-O-Lentil Burger

A Halloween-time burger with lentils!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jack-O-Lentil Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

lentil

a person who attempts and fails miserably and embarassasingly at being:

emo
scene
goth
punk
skinhead
headbanger
any other sort of subculture

they usually assume they are very cool by doing this and often proclaim they dont care about these names

FUCK OFF

dude did you see that guy werain eyeliner

yeah what a lentil

by sad(istic) panda October 29, 2009

skid lentil

The result of poor bum wiping which at the end of the day has accumulated a small clump of poo which looks like a lentil.

Oh dear, there's a skid lentil

by Zanga7 March 30, 2017