skid lentil

The result of poor bum wiping which at the end of the day has accumulated a small clump of poo which looks like a lentil.

Oh dear, there's a skid lentil

by Zanga7 March 30, 2017

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frigid lentils

Like cool beans, a way to end a conversation or complete a back and forth thought, but when you're too cool to even say chilled legumes

Pietro: Does that work?

Jeffery: Yup!

Pietro: Frigid lentils

by OTeragard January 26, 2023

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your monthly blood flow is gradually coming to an end.
your sexy thoughts and lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.

"er, yeah, so, my mum is coming next week and i thought we could try that russian lentil stew that Margaret is going on about. You could read her some of your poetry maybe? She says she needs our measurements for our new wool jumpers. Can't you just let her take them personally?? She would enjoy it so!"

by Krkič February 11, 2020

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