A sexual game. The guy squeezes the girl's tits as hard as he can while she squeezes his dick. Whichever one screams out in pain first loses. The guy is not allowed to jizz or else he loses.
by coopdawg May 31, 2008
A sexual maneuver where the woman, or person on the bottom, takes their partners nutsack, twists it arround twice (producing a swollen and textured scrotum, much like a lemon), and then proceeds to shove it into said partners anus.
Carefully twisting Roberts hairy scrotum, Megan roughly inserted it deep into his, preforming the elusive Lemon Squeeze.
by AlexTheGreat August 02, 2007
by Jeha May 14, 2015
Before intercourse, the man inserts yellow Koolaid powder into his wiener. When the time comes, the man pulls out and the partner turns around. The partner slams her fists together on the man’s balls, thus shooting the mix of sperm and powder everywhere.
by TheLemonLicker May 15, 2018
A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.
Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.
by logic001 June 23, 2010
A type of sexual, kinky behavior. The act of sexual intercourse. A way of expressing your sexual desires for another individual. The act of kinking. A kinktastrophe.
"LETS LEMON BERRY SQUEEZE!"
"I just want to rip you apart and lemon berry squeeze you so hard it hurts."
"I just want to rip you apart and lemon berry squeeze you so hard it hurts."
by The Ultimate Kink Masters. February 26, 2011
Someone who spoils a conversation or function with negativity, usually to be toxic or obtuse.
To rain on someone's parade.
A party pooper
A downer
An act of being toxic
Ruiner
To rain on someone's parade.
A party pooper
A downer
An act of being toxic
Ruiner
"Hey man, how come everytime we're having a good time, you have to come and squeeze lemons? You ruined the party."
by strEEt-sama May 18, 2021