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Sloppy legume

The act of eating beans out of your significant other's bootyhole
Tom: Bro I told Sharon I was hungry last night and she made me a sloppy legume
Jim: Yum
by Arnold Schwarzenegro July 3, 2018
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pinche legume

The act of female masturbation. In referance to flicking the bean. To play with the clit.
Jen was up late by herself pinche legume.
by Pj Severson October 11, 2007
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legume

A type of animal with a second brain
Inside of its nipple
I heard hedgehogs are legumes
by HedgehogExpert May 26, 2016
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legume enumerator

The graphing functionality in EXCEL is at best mediocre. The legume enumerators, who never draw anything but pie charts, tell me that it has many wonderful features that I never use.
by rkwnrilwjpww May 19, 2009
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legume

It describes lentils and similar stuff. The moooost important thing is that you pronounce it correctly. It is pronounced "le-JOOM-ay" while "le-JOOM-ee" can also be accepted.
Nerd: Bruh whatchu eatin?
Original Gangster: Yo I got me some legumes.

Nerd: Ya mean? Le-gum-ays?

Original Gangster: No bruh. Legumes.
by hammocks4ever June 3, 2018
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fyne legymes

these are some fyne legymes, they look mad tasty
by PalomaChicken March 3, 2025
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