Legarrette Blunt

A blunt that hits you unexpectedly hard.

a: Daaaamn this shit hits haaaaaard.

b: Yup, thats some Legarrette Blunt.

by those oregon ducks October 20, 2009

Letard

A person who tries to be funny by using the French preposition 'Le' far too often, and instead makes themself look ridiculous.

Person 1: "I will eat le cookie"
Person 2: "Man, that guy is such a Letard".

by Trugsy July 27, 2016

Lagarde

Someone who is beautiful, caring, or has a perfect personality.

Example 1: Wow, you are completely a Lagarde!

Example 2: Do you see that girl over there? I heard she's Lagarde status.

by Mike710 February 24, 2009

Legare

When you are lose to a girl who is DTF(see no fatties) in a MMA match, as part of foreplay and four hours later still not get any. Then later on cock blocking yourself on the same girl after spending a total of nine hours with her and losing again to her in MMA only to have her say goodnight as you both part ways. The next morning you find out from your friends that she has a long-term boyfriend and you were only cock blocking yourself this whole time. All events must happen within 24 hrs.

"He just got Legared"

"Quit Legaring yourself"

"That guy isn't going to get anything from her accept a Legare"

by Brooster Cogburn February 20, 2009

Lenard

A guy generally of German or French origin, who is very smart, cute and handsome. Will discuss with you important topics and be a great friend once you break their outer hard shell. Lenards love independence and are genrally introverts but are quite to be around once you get to know them.

They are one of the sweetest, loving and loyal partners and truly a gem to behold.

They must be a Lenard for I have never seen someone as precious as them.

by Jellidust November 23, 2021

LeTard

Someone who comes across as illiterate and not very intelligent.

Lebron James is such a LeTard. Did you hear his attempt to explain his reasons for leaving Clevelanad for South Beach (the Miami Heat) the other night night on ESPN?

by Uno Numero July 12, 2010

legerdemaintenance

1. Creatively deceitful or purposefully obfuscated accounting practices used to hide illegal or embarrassing activities.

2. The mental gymnastics and/or cryptic keystroke sequences required to input data correctly into poorly designed and operationally suspect software applications (e.g., databases, .DOC & .PDF forms, etc.).

A triple portmanteau of 'ledger' (pad for posting business & accounting transactions), 'legerdemain' (magic; deception; trickery) and 'maintenance.'

Upon the discovery of Arthur Andersen's legerdemaintenance, Enron's house of cards collapsed into a stinking pile of shit bankrupting hundreds of former employees & investors.

by ET_Bill January 21, 2011