like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

by the cleaner April 30, 2006

Leg man ting

When your male friend has smoother legs than you ..... everyday is leg day

Kai coyne is a leg man ting

by Ellieeeeew October 3, 2020

Shivering Leg Man

A man with a zimmerframe found to be watching folk music whilst shivering his leg to the beat.

I saw the Shivering Leg Man today, said Luke

by Shivering Leg Man Co June 6, 2020

Leg man ting

When your male friend has smoother legs than you ..... everyday is leg day

Kai coyne is a leg man ting

by Ellieeeeew October 3, 2020

Leg man ting

Kia count is the official leg man ting

My g the leg man ting

by Ellieeeeew October 3, 2020