Leek

A word you use to describe Marijuana. As they are both green.

"did you buy the leek"

by Luna Garcia June 3, 2017

leek

(N.) The Natural Sword of the Pokemon, Farfetch'd. With it, it can do such attacks as Slash and Swords Dance. It is of poor quality though, as no one (maybe Jackie Chan and that's it) has ever used onion sprig as a formidable weapon.

This Thanksgiving, we're having Farfetch'd, the near extinct Pokemon. It is just NO GOOD AT ALL without the Leek as seasoning, though.

by G-Union October 29, 2003

leek

Another meaning for like

A was totally digging her leek

by Nat2305xoxo July 26, 2016

leek

Cross between Looser, Nerd and a Geek. becoming an addition to the word neek around london by chavs.

Hey blad, lemmie see your fone cos i dont wanna jack it....dont me such a leek man...lemmie see it....

by The cool person that is me September 25, 2005

leek

Australian word for taking a piss

i need to pee
yeah go take a leek then

by findoneyourself May 26, 2006

Leek

Chodiest chode who ever choded. Nigger cock slimy tit butt crack hole.

Alex is such a leek

by Diggerbola June 15, 2016

leek

An alternative to lol.

Randomer One: my hard dicks are seagate.
Randomer Two: leek.
Randomer One: so seagate comes out of them? instead of seamen?
Randomer Two: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

by Darkimmortal November 16, 2007